COMPETITION RULES

I need to set these out.

1) You cannot win two consecutive comps.
2) For the comps such as the fail one and the endangered plant/animal one, you can give a maximum of five answers, all in one comment, and you have five chances to win.
3) no matter how good your entry is, if it's after the deadline it won't be counted. be quicker next time.
4) You don't have to pay for the chocolate bar :)
5) You get to choose the chocolate bar, within reason. By this I mean don't ask for a 400g one, maybe a 200 is okay if your answer was really good. You can ask for a snickers or mars or crunchie if you want. :)
6) On the comps such as the fail one, where you need evidence, I need you to post the evidence on the blog, and I need to know who it came from *can't be you* so I can check and verify.
7) Be creative! On comps like the endangered plant/animal one, your answers can be as wild as you like. these are cases of internet QI, where you're more likely to win if you've come up with something nobody else would think of. Kit, I think you have an advantage here.

the blogosphere

Ahhhh....Saturdays are fun :)

Shoutouts to Veronica Vance, Marten Reed, Faye Whitaker, Dora somethingorother, Penelope Gaines, Pintsize (WOOOOO!!!!) and.....ah you get the point. These are all characters from a webcomic I read, called Questionable Content. The link is www.questionablecontent.net, you need to start at the beginning or it won't make sense, and it's bound to keep you occupied for a while :D because it's great! Although not very realistic, some extremes in there, defo.

If you're wondering what the blogosphere is, you'll have to read Joe's favourite webcomic, www.xkcd.com is the link for that one, it's funny but if you're not really up to date with things you just won't understand :p so good luck with that one!

Damn Maths coursework is lurking, I've been on the computer all day, although Sophie M can vouch for the fact that I got some time off *heehee*

How is everyone? Like the pot joke? good, it doesn;t take much once you have a good few keywords, does it? I love humour. As Oscar Wilde once said, "If you're going to tell people the truth, make them laugh otherwise they'll kill you." and Shakespeare said "I am not bound to please thee with my answers"-- you can tell which one was more arrogant, can't you?

really really really hate
really really hate
really hate
hate
strongly despise
despise
dislike very very strongly
dislike very strongly
dislike strongly
dislike
neutral
like
like strongly
like very strongly
like very very strongly
really reallllllllllly like
wuv
really wuv
luv
really luv
love
luuuuuurrrrvve (this one is just sickening sometimes)

And there you have it, friends, my likeometer.

Isn't it great??
Heeeee!

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^whoever can tell me what the last language was gets chocolate, you have about a month I would think... :D^